- Me: For Christmas I want a boyfriend
- Santa: Let's be realistic
I’ve been laughing for three years over the fact that in ye old England you could chose to have ‘trial by cake’ in which you ate a piece of cake and if you choked you were guilty and if you didn’t you were innocent, and the only time it was used the guy on trial fucking choked and was executed for it
hey beautiful. do you work at subway? because I would love a turkey on wheat bread and american cheese. hold the mayo and easy on the lettuce.
thanks for screenshotting every 100k post and making a photoset of them i definitely havent seen each one on my dash 80 times before